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Log 2 -
Lamer Logs
What you have here is a selection of excerpts taken from the chatroom log. Worth taking a look at if you`ve visited the room while there`s no-one about, and you`re wondering just what you`re missing. May 24th 2001 *** Benway^ was kicked by Benway (stupid stupid stupid) @arryana> ? * @Benway chuckles @Benway> not a word, okay? hehe * @arryana smiles @Benway> so I kicked the wrong banway @Benway> could happen to anyone @Benway> :P @arryana> haha @Benway> laughs at me * @Benway sulks @arryana> i should cook something decent. @arryana> instead im thinking about eating the other bit of chocolate pie @Benway> as opposed to cooking something indecent? @Benway> hmmm @Benway> what would constitute indecent cooking? @arryana> well. @Benway> cooking while in bondage gear? @arryana> mmhmm. * @Benway chuckles @arryana> could whip the eggs with real whips. @Benway> hehe @arryana> "oh yeah, baby, i know you want to be beaten" @papillon> what you doing now @papillon> if its going to be technical stuff tell me when i've had some sleep @Benway> It`s technical @papillon> then dont bother, it'll go straight over my head at this time of the morning @papillon> the only technical thing i wont to do at the moment is go to bed * @Benway chuckles @papillon> but i cant be bothered to move @Benway> hahaha, so tired you can`t be bothered to go to bed. I like that :) Spitzbub> u seen that gif image? Windows CE , ME NT? = CEMENT? Spitzbub> Great idea] @Benway> haha.. no, but I like the sound of it already Spitzbub> you'd think microsoft would have spotted that one @Benway> I dunno.. like they`re software, they`re a bit slow ;) Spitzbub> launching windows 95 in 1996 is another good business plan @Benway> Isn`t it just. It`s pretty daft, launching any software with a date as part of the name @Benway> 1 year on, and it`s obsolete Spitzbub> You should see millenium Edition too - I think it's the first Millenium @Benway> lol Spitzbub> i know @Benway> makes me wonder just what whistler is all about @Benway> what are they calling it now? XP? @Benway> Xtreme Pants, I guess Spitzbub> I have no idea Spitzbub> can't be eXPert can it lol * @Benway chuckles Spitzbub> eXPensive? @Benway> haha @Benway> even better @DaVinci> i saw one pic of a guy with FUCK YOU tattooed across his forehead @arryana> some people feel the need to flaunt social convention * @DaVinci nods @DaVinci> that's the best way I can think of @arryana> in some ways, thats brilliant @DaVinci> yeah @DaVinci> i think i'll look for another way to express brilliance ;) May 25th 2001 @arryana> oh, man, that was cold. * @arryana watches bear wander up next to her in order to snatch a burger king wrapper and walk off. @Benway> haha @Benway> I dig that mutt @Benway> got her priorities just right @arryana> haha @arryana> what, pacify me and walk off with whatever she can carry? @Benway> first food... affection can wait @Benway> see, if she`d been male, it`d be different @Benway> ;) @Benway> now a male would`ve tried to hump your leg first, them make off with whatever @DaVinci-> i should be able to send/receive from an internet cafe @Benway> gotta love those things @Benway> we have a couple round here @DaVinci-> i've never used one @arryana> me either @DaVinci-> i play music at one on Tues nights, but i've never used the ccomputers @Benway> I`ve used the one in the local library. It`s expensive, but useful in an emergancy @arryana> no you havent @Benway> have too @DaVinci-> o_0 * @arryana rejects that reality @Benway> hmm @Benway> I wasn`t aware that you accepted any reality @DaVinci-> lol @DaVinci-> i wish i would have said that @arryana> funny. @arryana> very, very funny * @Benway chuckles @arryana> you horrors would be lost without my perspective. @arryana> as freakish as it might be. * @DaVinci- shrugs * @Benway smiles @arryana> mean, mean, mean. @DaVinci> i got a letter from Sir Jim today @Benway> who`s Sir Jim? @DaVinci> the old man in the class @Benway> ah, yeah.. gotcha @Benway> How`s he doing? @DaVinci> don't know @DaVinci> haven't opened it yet :) * @Benway wonders what approach plates are @DaVinci> that's what you do cautiously when sitting down to something arry's cooked HadrianNY30> hello HadrianNY30> what's up? @arryana> not a whole lot. Benway^> sitting here being lazy HadrianNY30> and bored... Benway^> except for daV, who never stops working ;) HadrianNY30> so who rules this lair? * @arryana points to Benway Benway^> um.. that would be me Benway^> though it`s a very free and easy place :) HadrianNY30> and what's the game? *** Benway^ is now known as Benway Benway> game? @arryana> he's a benevolent dictator. @arryana> mostly. * @arryana ducks HadrianNY30> lol * @Benway slaps arryana around a bit with a deranged octopus @Benway> well.. what this place is... @Benway> it`s a bunch of people, with webcams, who just sit here and chat about whatever @arryana> i suppose i should put my cam up @arryana> paper bags are cheap HadrianNY30> but i can't see you ?!? @Benway> hey, that was my line @Benway> that`s because you aren`t actually on the same website as us HadrianNY30> and what's the dotcom? @Benway> Chatroom with webcams at http://www.legal-mp3.co.uk/CamChat/Chatroom.html @Benway> or I could just give you the url to the cams menu HadrianNY30> tx @Benway> The webcams menu for irc users is at http://www.legal-mp3.co.uk/CamChat/MenuLink.html HadrianNY30> that's a bit to complicated for me.... @Benway> that one would save you switching sites @Benway> you`d just get the menu to view the webcams HadrianNY30> i'm not a rocket scientist @Benway> up to you.. either url will work * @arryana goes to get crackers @Benway> hmm HadrianNY30> just an oxford DPhil.... * @Benway chuckles @Benway> funny, I thought arry WAS crackers HadrianNY30> hehehe @arryana> oh, you want to fight? @arryana> i'll leave the cam down a month @Benway> always @arryana> serve you right. @Benway> bah @Benway> meanie @arryana> want to make it two months @arryana> ? * @Benway shuts his gob @DaVinci> oh, WHAT torture @DaVinci> no arrycam for a month @DaVinci> *shudder* @arryana> wiseass @Benway> hehe @DaVinci> brat @DaVinci> "i'll take my toys and go home" * @DaVinci giggles @Benway> we`re gonna start suffering withdrawl without a fix of arrycam * @arryana considers @arryana> what's it worth to you? * @arryana ducks * @Benway starts shivering, and breaks into a cold sweat @arryana> grr @Benway> see, gets us hooked, and then maked us pay @Benway> It`s so cruel @arryana> haha @DaVinci> how you been netra? Quest> Ive been well, dearest @DaVinci> i must say you're as lovely as ever tonight @arryana> look at all the attention you get, netra. +Quest> heheheheh.....I know....I love it...heheheh @arryana> been taking your popularity pills. +Quest> No but ive been takin my birth control pills...hehehehehe @arryana> oh, my @DaVinci> when you coming to new orleans, anyway? @Benway> haha +Quest> If I come to New Orleans, you must cook me some of that good food! @DaVinci> i'd be delighted to @arryana> ha @arryana> i bet sam's a great cook. @DaVinci> gumbo's my specialty @DaVinci> you'd win that bet. +Quest> Then afterwards we can sit on the porch and chew some tobaccee...hehehehe @DaVinci> hell yeah @DaVinci> we'll have a romantic evening of seeing who can spit the farthest +Quest> and have a spittin contest...hehehe +Quest> hehehehe....we think alike...heheh +Quest> Takes off her blonde wig and puts it back on her dog * @arryana notes that netra is NOT the one to send on jeopardy +Quest> Is looking for blonde pubic hair * @Benway helps Netra look +Quest> found some +Quest> so thats the problem...heheheh @Benway> No.. that`s grey ;) * @DaVinci quickly dumps peroxide on his crotch @arryana> my, my @arryana> oh, harsh +Quest> lights a cig and accidentally starts a bush fire * @Benway chuckles +Quest> is calling the fire department +Quest> thinks this is better than a bikin wax * @Benway comes running with a bucket of water +Quest> takes off her bra and puts on a tee-shirt just incase there's a wet tee contest @DaVinci> wow wow @Benway> woohoo @arryana> you go, girl. @Benway> more water, quick +Quest> is lookin for tassels for arry @arryana> oh, my @DaVinci> i need to get netra out to Kansas +Princess_Netra> Is that where Toto is and Dorothy? * @DaVinci nods @DaVinci> they're personal friends of mine @DaVinci> you like palindromes, steve? @Benway> Um.. lemme get my dictionary @DaVinci> i know a really cool one @DaVinci> well, several, but one is the coolest * @Benway has his blonde wig on @arryana> phrases or words the same both ways @Benway> ah +Princess_Netra> thinks about those little flyin monkeys and starts to cringe @DaVinci> haha @Benway> hehe.. like in the simpsons ;) @arryana> haha @Benway> out of the window... @Benway> splat @DaVinci> check this one out, steve: @DaVinci> Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas. @DaVinci> whoever dreamed up that palindrome is my hero +Princess_Netra> puts her blonde wig on cause she is lost in this convo @DaVinci> netra: a palindrome is a word or phrase that's spelled the same left or right @DaVinci> like "wow" @DaVinci> or "bob" * @Benway looks at that, and just starts getting his head around it +Princess_Netra> boob @DaVinci> capisco? @DaVinci> yeah @DaVinci> now read this: Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas @Benway> I need a mirror +Princess_Netra> I need a drug test +Hermajesty> wonders how sam knows that arry is extremely flexible? @DaVinci> netra, you're vulgar and obscene...i like that in a chick. +Hermajesty> Are you guys friends, or does she like you more that a friend? @arryana> haha * @arryana cracks up @arryana> im a lot of things, netra. @arryana> but dishonest is not one of them. +Hermajesty> for the love of god, woman, im still not gettin it, are you her love slave or not? +Hermajesty> no, thats me, all me in the pic....im as normal as all get out @DaVinci> normal? maybe you don't fit in here then *wink wink* * @Benway looks up `normal` in his dictionary * @arryana stuffs her iridescent wings under her mucky old sweatshirt @Benway> hmmm @Benway> I don`t understand that at all +Hermajesty> actually, i dont......im really alot different from most of the people that come in here....its just that im such a virgin to the world that i attract to people totally opposite from me @Benway> what you are Netra, is fun, and we love you :) @DaVinci> opposites attract :) * @arryana smiles @DaVinci> contrario de netra e davinci ;) +Hermajesty> Blushes histerically @Benway> absolutely...umm... what? @DaVinci> "the opposite of netra is davinci" +Hermajesty> Well.....I love you guys too......I have so much fun in here @DaVinci> cept i can't type that e with the little thingie on it +Hermajesty> I think arry should be in a circus @Benway> what you saying about your little thingie sam? @arryana> ? @DaVinci> haha @DaVinci> brat @Benway> hehe +Hermajesty> Ive never seen someone smoke, wrestle with a wolf with a donut hole while her legs are on the wall @arryana> haha May 26th 2001 @arryana> i suppose we should put the poor fellow on the spot. @arryana> if only for the sport of it. @arryana> so how old am i, sub? +SubX> hmmmm * @Benway grins @arryana> haha +SubX> 26 @arryana> i knew you'd like that @arryana> woo @arryana> close enough +SubX> 28 @arryana> keep going. +SubX> no way @Benway> see... I say that and she growls at me * @arryana nods. @arryana> haha @arryana> bah @arryana> you started at fourteen, you bastid. May 27th 2001 @arryana> you should check out sam`s engraving stuff. @Benway> totally @arryana> and mine, for that matter, if you're curious @Benway> I`ll be adding members homepages to the menu soon @arryana> he's an engraver, and he teaches it occasionally @arryana> so i took his class a month or so ago. @arryana> http://www.masterengraver.com @arryana> thats his bit @arryana> mine's http://www.masterengraver.com/arry +SubX> that some kind of grave cult? * @Benway chuckles @arryana> haha @Benway> that`d be more GGs thing, I think Benway^> Doh! Benway^> disconnected Benway^> hate that SubX> twin? * Benway^ looks at Benway and mutters SubX> lol Benway^> I got disconnected, but the server hasn`t realised I`v gone yet Benway^> so there`s two of me SubX> sometimes I even freak myself out Benway^> hehe Benway^> Benway`s my ghost Benway^> or evil twin SubX> fat bastard or mini me? Benway^> hahaha.. not sure Benway^> but I`m better looking ;) @Benway> I`m thinking it`d be fun to do a page with all the best amusing cases of idiot bashing ;) @DaVinci> hell yeah * @Benway grins @DaVinci> a lamer/troll page @DaVinci> i should share some of my arryisms with you that i've been collecting @Benway> got a few ideas to put into action yet, but that`s one of them @Benway> hehe, that`d be fun :) @DaVinci> :arryana> liar, you're a big old arrogant swaggering nightmare. @DaVinci> :arryana> its like embracing rectal polyps to fully enjoy the human physical experience. @DaVinci> lol @DaVinci> i love that one @Benway> Oh my :) wv_baby_blue_ey> oh and I have down loaded some nice videos @Benway> that must take ages wv_baby_blue_ey> not really * @Benway hesitates to ask what kind of videos ;) wv_baby_blue_ey> you just type in what your looking for and it finds it and I like it wv_baby_blue_ey> lol hummmmmmmmmm guess @Benway> er..er..er... well, no-one has any vids of me, so... * wv_baby_blue_ey grins mischievously wv_baby_blue_ey> lol +wv_baby_blue_ey> hey you have a cam lol @Benway> of course :) +wv_baby_blue_ey> well make one lol * +wv_baby_blue_ey grins mischievously @Benway> umm... no :P *** IrCQNet_645 has joined #Benway @arryana> hiya IrCQNet_645> hi IrCQNet_645> room @arryana> benway's off getting cigarettes IrCQNet_645> hi aryana IrCQNet_645> ur asl @arryana> excuse me? IrCQNet_645> yes IrCQNet_645> hello IrCQNet_645> y this room is silenty *** IrCQNet_645 Quit @Benway> hmm @Benway> dumb foreigners May 28th 2001 @arryana> its nice to sort of see you @arryana> im doubly handicapped, i can only view it in 16 colors subx> It's only fair @Benway> arry`s running in 16 colours, so to her, we all look good :) @arryana> haha @arryana> bah @papillon> lol * @Benway chuckles subx> dope! @arryana> mean, mean, mean @Benway> `scuse me a mo.. I have to molest this snail subx> where ever she roams is her home @Benway> very true subx> kinky @Benway> arry`s known throughout most of the known universe subx> as? @Benway> arryana @Benway> hehe subx> haha @arryana> haha * @Benway shoots subX @Benway> ;) subx> most impressive, but u r not a Jedi yet @Benway> hey you :) @Benway> how`s you? @Benway> how`s you? @Benway> uh @Benway> bainfade @Benway> aaargh @Benway> brainfade @arryana> ...everyone here reads typo fluently. @Benway> hell... I even speak typo @Benway> bye eck lass, where`s me fooking wellies? subx> haha, well I think I wrote that langauge subx> yer nut fookin kidn' laddie @Benway> hehe @Benway> It`ll be interesting to hear your accent @arryana> yeah, no kidding subx> it left around 15 @Benway> so.. you sound mostly canadian? subx> now...Canadian eh * @Benway nods subx> except 4 all that french sht @Benway> eww subx> subx aims his nukes at quebec * @Benway pushes the button +subx> dam, outta beer @Benway> yeash +subx> least theres wine @Benway> fate worse than death @Benway> ah @Benway> wine`s good +subx> for me...close * @arryana chooses a third option @Benway> I haven`t had a beer since..hmm.. cant remember. Drank a bottle of port at christmas though, and then came on here drunk as a skunk @arryana> ha @Benway> in audio chat, making no sense at all @arryana> that was priceless. @arryana> although near the end i expected you to vomit on your keyboard. loverboy8666-11> hi +subx> hey loverboy loverboy8666-11> hi loverboy8666-11> is there all females in her?? loverboy8666-11> or are there males too @Benway> no, not all females loverboy8666-11> oooooooook +subx> scopn' fer chickz eh? * @Benway chuckles loverboy8666-11> ok what are we talking about??? @Benway> we`re talking about whatever comes to mind loverboy8666-11> oooooooooooooooooook +subx> nods @Benway> it`s an open room, so feel free to join in :) loverboy8666-11> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok loverboy8666-11> lol loverboy8666-11> lol @Benway> brb though, got food cooking loverboy8666-11> 4 loverboy8666-11> ok @Benway> back loverboy8666-11> ok loverboy8666-11> a/s/l all @Benway> haven`t burned it quite enough yet loverboy8666-11> lol @Benway> 32/m/uk here loverboy8666-11> 2??? @Benway> eh.. 32 loverboy8666-11> oooooooooo ok loverboy8666-11> loverboy8666-11> loverboy8666-11> loverboy8666-11> loverboy8666-11> @Benway> for some reason, the first number always get lost in these rooms +subx> drowned in the after math loverboy8666-11> g2gknow @Benway> oh, don`t bring maths into it. I have a trrible head for figures @Benway> unless it`s arry`s figure ;) +subx> haha @Benway> brb again +subx> good trhing shes dozen or she might kick yer but *** You were kicked by arryana (wiseass) Log 2 - Lamer Logs |
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