The Lamer Logs

Log 1 - Log 2 - What you have here is a selection of excerpts taken from the chatroom log. This particular set of excerpts concentrates solely on the behaviour of one particular lamer, as an example of the kind of stupid things lamers do and say, and of how they are treated here. *** justinn has joined #Benway justinn> hey @Benway^> not watching anything. working on a page @arryana> hi @Benway^> wont be long *** justinn Quit (Quit: Leaving) *** juston has joined #Benway juston> hi juston> hey juston> can i ask you guys something @arryana> hey @arryana> sure juston> ok juston> when i click on a camera of some one doing there thing is that happening right at this minute like is it live happening right now juston> or is it all fake @arryana> to which camera are you referring? juston> like if i want to look at some ones web cam and if i see tem doing something is it live happening right there or is it fake juston> cus right now @arryana> i mean, are you talking about someone in the webcam list on the righthand side of the page? juston> iam looking at a girl on her couch right now so is that live or is it all fake juston> is it live or fake * @arryana wonders how to ask that question more clearly @arryana> are you talking about the names menu on the side, here? @arryana> or just any webcam software? juston> yes @arryana> what's the girl wearing? juston> she is wearing white jeans and a black shirt and she has black hair so is this live right now or not * @Benway^ returns @arryana> it means the color is really bad on my cam, and yes, its live. @Benway^> any active cams you see on this particular site are live * @arryana idly torments lupine with the blanket * @Benway^ smiles juston> so when i clikc on the right hand side and when i clikc on there web cams are they live or are they phony @Benway^> they`re live *** juston Quit (Quit: Leaving) @arryana> they're live, juston. @arryana> haha @arryana> what a dork @Benway^> totally @arryana> bloody stupid lamp @arryana> falls off the board i have leaned up against the wall. @arryana> its got a clamp for a base, nothing else @arryana> so i cant even prop it against anything * @Benway^ nods *** juston has joined #Benway juston> ok @Benway^> welcome back juston> hey juston> ok * @arryana swears in an attempt to lure lupine juston> yeah juston> answer me this question juston> ok @Benway^> the cams on this site are live. They aren`t fake @Benway^> the only fake one is chanserv juston> over to my right hand side i see a red box it says click here to see the web cams @Benway^> yes @Benway^> you click that, and get a list of names juston> ok juston> say like i click on one so they are live right juston> ok @arryana> no more looney? juston> so how come when your looking at them they cant see you @Benway^> not all of the cams in that list are active at any one time... @arryana> let me get more coffee @Benway^> but the one`s that are active are live @Benway^> some, if you click on them, it says "this cam is offline" juston> witch ones are activated *** juston Quit (Quit: Leaving) *** juston has joined #Benway juston> so juston> wait * @Benway^ waits juston> so we can actually see them but why cant they see us @Benway^> yes juston> how com we can see them but they cant see us answer me that @Benway^> because that`s how it works @Benway^> if you read the instructions pages, you`d understand @Benway^> this site isn`t automated @Benway^> it doesn`t auto detect your cam @Benway^> there`s a software download @Benway^> and when regular chatters run that software... juston> so @Benway^> I add a link to their cam, into the cams menu juston> we can actually see them but they cant see us how is that possible * @Benway^ sighs @Benway^> listen to me juston> ok juston> tell me juston> wait @Benway^> there is a software downlaod. When regular chatters here run the cam softare, I run a link, from the cams menu, to their webcam page. @Benway^> that way, people can see them juston> so @Benway^> this isn`t one of those places where you just walk in, and everyone can see you juston> right now iam looking at a girl and its live @Benway^> yes juston> wait juston> can i talk to this girl @Benway^> yes juston> how juston> i can chat with her juston> how @Benway^> the same way you`re talking to me * @Benway^ rolls his eyes @Benway^> she`s in this chatroom juston> cool @arryana> im right here, juston. juston> cool juston> i have to go juston> ill see you guys tomorrow ok juston> bye *** juston Quit (Quit: Leaving) ------------------------------------------ (Next Day) *** justinrec has joined #Benway justinrec> he y guys justinrec> its me @Benway> hi justin justinrec> whats up justinrec> hi justinrec> how r u @Benway> not bad, though rather tired justinrec> oh @Benway> eh, it`s 3am here justinrec> cool * @arryana smiles justinrec> hey ben is that u on the cmera justinrec> is that you on the cam @Benway> probably @Benway> if it`s a guy with long hair, a beard, and glasses, that`s me justinrec> you have black hair @Benway> it`s not black, but it`s pretty dark justinrec> ha hah justinrec> yep justinrec> wait * @Benway nods. That`s me * @arryana smiles. justinrec> ok if that you then i want you to say hi justin and wave your hand at me at shake your head ok justinrec> ok @Benway> uh @arryana> yeesh @arryana> this isnt show and tell. justinrec> ok @arryana> let the poor tired fellow be. justinrec> well justinrec> ok this is easy @Benway> this really isn`t a game of show and tell. Besides, if I said "Hi Justin", how would you hear me? justinrec> say hi justin and wave your hand at me ok * @Benway rolls his eyes @Benway> no, but I`ll light a cig, and you`ll see justinrec> no justinrec> ok just wave your hand to me ok thats all just wave your hand @arryana> ah, there you go. * @arryana waits for Benway to light up justinrec> wait justinrec> do it again @arryana> he hasnt yet @arryana> there. @Benway> see... I`m smoking. Now you know it`s me justinrec> i didint see it @arryana> hows the lag? @Benway> no idea @Benway> maybe 5 secs ususlly justinrec> ok smile at me then @Benway> sometimes 10 justinrec> just smile and ill drop it ok @arryana> justin, decaf. 4@Benway> if you keep giving me instructions, I`ll drop you @arryana> if you want someone to smile, you need to tell a joke. @arryana> or abuse walt whitman justinrec> just smile and ill leave you alone about it justinrec> one smile * @arryana sighs. justinrec> smoking is bad for your health @arryana> haha @arryana> you're kidding, it is not @arryana> ive never heard such nonsense justinrec> ok *** justinrec was kicked by Benway (so is being a jackass, but it doesn`t seem to stop you) * @arryana giggles *** justinrec has joined #Benway @Benway> see justinrec> ok justinrec> im sorry justinrec> ill stop @arryana> brilliant. justinrec> hey ben ill stop ok justinrec> ill stop @Benway> that`s what happens when you annoy people in here...especially me justinrec> ok you smiled ok justinrec> you got me there * @Benway cracks up * @arryana smiles justinrec> wait justinrec> hey ben i cant hear you could i or how can i hear people on hear @Benway> you can`t @arryana> there is no audio function in here @Benway> there`s no sound justinrec> dang justinrec> is that all you do is smoke justinrec> well justinrec> i use to smoke @arryana> jeez, justin, dont you have anything better to do than tell other people how to live? justinrec> sorry @arryana> nobody asked you. @arryana> if you want to come here to chat, and hang out, fine @arryana> but what's with the moral majority act? justinrec> hey arryana how come your not on your web cam @arryana> i forgot it was off. justinrec> well @arryana> if i put it on, are you going to pester me to wave at you? justinrec> no i wont justinrec> i promise justinrec> i dont see it * @Benway contemplates getting more coffee justinrec> oh there u are justinrec> where did she go justinrec> oh @arryana> my dog wanted a hug justinrec> cool @Benway> It`s a side effect of being human. People have a tendancy to move a bit @arryana> haha justinrec> ok im not trying to be noisy and stuff but yesterday was my first time on a real cam chat and i like it and its fun @arryana> haha justinrec> and i got hooked to it last night @arryana> no worries, just try decaf. justinrec> hey ben what kind of coffee do u like @Benway> well that`s cool... just be aware, there are certain forms of beghaviour that don`t go down too well in here. It`s very easy to come across as a complete lamer, without actually intending to @Benway> coffee.... I like nescafe gold blend justinrec> cool justinrec> i like folgers @Benway> never heard of that one. Not sure if they do it here justinrec> where do u live at anyways @Benway> I`m in the uk justinrec> cool i live in spokane @arryana> thats washington state. @arryana> far northwest corner of the country @Benway> er.... can`t say I`ve ever heard of it @Benway> mind you... being english, I haven`t heard of anywhere outside of my own town ;) justinrec> doing some exercises @arryana> you mean there's a world outside of YOUR hometown? @Benway> I don`t know. It takes far too long to get anywhere on a horse and cart justinrec> i like push ups @Benway> how nice for you justinrec> hey she went off line noo @Benway> it`s very rude to talk about someone in the room as if they weren`t there * @arryana looks around to see who said that justinrec> ok @Benway> I guess the things they say about washington state are all true :P~ justinrec> i hate my self @arryana> now what @arryana> haha justinrec> is drinking a pepsi twist justinrec> do u guys drink pop @Benway> uh * @Benway just cracks up @arryana> rarely @Benway> I guess that`s not something that gets asked every day @Benway> I`ll give you 10 points for originality justinrec> ill give you 80 points * @Benway doesn`t bother to check the score board for intelectual content justinrec> where i live at its snowing out side and its verry cold @Benway> "My cat`s breath smells of fish" * justinrec thinks @arryana> haha @arryana> "my cat @arryana> s breath smells like cat food" * justinrec i have a cat for some reason my cat eats to much cat chow @Benway> come on arry... you KNOW that line @arryana> "you choo-choo-choose me?" @Benway> yeah @Benway> but you know what I`m saying @arryana> indeed. @arryana> and how. justinrec> ben is thinking ben needs to think justinrec> think man think @arryana> now theres the pot calling the kettle black. justinrec> ben is saying to him self i need to buy a new car but what kind and what color @arryana> that's EXACTLY what he was thinking, how did you know? @Benway> what exactly are you saying ralph...er... Justin? justinrec> i dont know anymore justinrec> i need to take drivers ed @arryana> for what? justinrec> to drive justinrec> i like to drive @arryana> what's the driving age in washington, 15? justinrec> like 16 @arryana> that'll be on the test justinrec> how old r u guys if i may ask * @Benway is 33 justinrec> im 19 almost 20 @arryana> i forget how old i am justinrec> i need a smoke right now justinrec> so justinrec> hey ben @Benway> ? justinrec> do you know any good web cam chat room other then this one @arryana> haha * @Benway wanders into Justin`s house, looks around, and says "So, do you know of any NICE houses around here?" @arryana> haha * @arryana sits on justin's car and says, "so, do you know who has the COOL cars around here?" justinrec> im leaving soon @arryana> so early? justinrec> yeah justinrec> but do u guys know any good web cam chats around here @arryana> no, we only specialize in lame ones @Benway> lol @arryana> we know ten other rooms, but they're exactly like this one. @Benway> hehe @arryana> except for the llamas. @arryana> we have the best llama. * @Benway grins @Benway> tell us more about the llamas arry :) justinrec> well justinrec> i want a room where theres action @arryana> dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. justinrec> im a type of persn who likes good stuff @arryana> well. @arryana> llamas have no tolerance for rudeness. @arryana> they can smell contempt on a person. @arryana> it makes them instantly hostile, which i find fascinating justinrec> bye *** justinrec Quit (Quit: Leaving) ------------------------------------ (Next Day) * @Benway sighs @arryana> but as soon as you annoy someone too much, you'll be kicked out. @arryana> nobody's telling you how to behave, other than to point out which rules will get you booted. justin> ok @arryana> i suggest you take the few minutes to read them. justin> can i ask one thing justin> ok @Benway> the best thing for you to do, so you get a rough idea of what`s considered unacceptable, is read the link in the main menu "AOL users" justin> do u guys know any differnt cam chat rooms besides this one @Benway> yes @arryana> just read the bloody instructions. @Benway> look in the main menu justin> hey ben @Benway> I don`t know what`s wrong with it @Benway> bloody computer justin> i heard you fixed the cam @Benway> there was nothing wrong with the cam @Benway> the problem is with my browser justin> oh * @Benway tries Netscape justin> hey ben @Benway> ? justin> i can see ben now @Benway> congratulations * @arryana comes back with tea * @Benway smiles justin> smile ben @Benway> no @arryana> justin, seriously, you have to stop acting like this is your personal show and tell room justin> what are you talking about justin> its a chat room for peep sakes @arryana> indeed. justin> i happen to like web cams ok justin> dang @arryana> just stop telling people to wave, smile, or turn the cams on justin> i like web cams for some od reason justin> what is wrong you justin> do u hate me for some reason @arryana> no, im just making the rules of the place clear @arryana> they're written down very nicely in the "instructions" page, but you havent read that. justin> wait justin> i thought ben was in charge of all of this justin> ben is cool @arryana> and im a bitch, yes, i know. @arryana> all that's explained in the rules page as well @Benway> justin @Benway> arry is right @Benway> and she has just as much authority here as I do @Benway> because I gave her that authority justin> yeah justin> ok i didint know @Benway> there is a certain level of etiquette here, and if people don`t wish to adhere to that etiquette, they should go somewhere else justin> this chat room is cool but justin> no affence but you guys are strict and pushy @Benway> listen @arryana> listen. @arryana> you're the pushy one. @arryana> youve been asked on five seperate occasions not to ask people to perform on cam. @Benway> you are a guest here. You don`t have a god given right to be here. The rules are there to stop assholes from ruining it for everyone else @Benway> YOU are just being annoying @arryana> THAT's pushy. @Benway> so buck up, or sod off justin> i know iam annoying justin> there is no good acting in here justin> ill try to be good in here justin> iam that kind of a person justin> ill try better *** justin Quit (Quit: Leaving) *** justin_re has joined #Benway justin_re> hi again @arryana> hello, justin justin_re> hi justin_re> so whats uo justin_re> you know ive looked everwhere and there are no good cam chats justin_re> but i like this one @arryana> yeah, only boring ones like this justin_re> well justin_re> no this room is ok justin_re> your in your 20s arnt you @arryana> haha @arryana> maybe @arryana> i forget justin_re> i say your 28 * @Benway chuckles * @arryana waves her magic wand and becomes 28 * justin_re ha ha * justin_re so hows life @arryana> i really need more tea. justin_re> go get some * @Benway waves his magic wand, and turns back into a frog @arryana> i intend to. *** justin_re Quit (Quit: Leaving) @arryana> frogway @Benway> ribbet * @arryana goes to get tea * @Benway nods *** joey1 has joined #Benway (This is Justin using a different name) joey1> hello joey1> i need some tea @Benway> oh yeah right. Like we`re gonna believe you aren`t justin * joey1 gets him a cup of hot tea joey1> this is justin @Benway> I know joey1> i never said it was @Benway> I knew before you spoke joey1> i have to go in 4 minites joey1> cool joey1> hey ben wazzzzzzzzzzzzuupp @Benway> go find a bloody lizard joey1> ben you should shave @arryana> aha * Timer 1 activated (This is the start of a ban sequence) * Timer 1 halted *** Benway sets mode: +b *!*@199.237.18.50(This is the ban) @arryana> want me to do the honors, or you? *** joey1 was kicked by Benway (you should sod off)(This is Justin getting his ass kicked out of the room for being an annoying twit. He is no longer able to rejoin the room, having been banned) @arryana> haha @Benway> fucking idiot @arryana> what a hopeless little dork @Benway> utterly @Benway> I`m adding him to the auto kick list As you can see, we try to be tollerant of retarded morons, but there`s only so much we can put up with before we ban them from the room Log 1 - Log 2 -

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