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Log 1 -
Lamer Logs
What you have here is a selection of excerpts taken from the chatroom log. Worth taking a look at if you`ve visited the room while there`s no-one about, and you`re wondering just what you`re missing. May 31st 2001 *** IrCQNet_690 is now known as BRIGHTEYEZ Benway^> hi brighteyes BRIGHTEYEZ> HELLO * BRIGHTEYEZ picks a flower and hands it to you Benway^> this place is a bit fucked up right now Benway^> the servers are messing about * BRIGHTEYEZ opens eyes wide with amazement BRIGHTEYEZ> OHHHHHH SUCH LANGUAGE Benway> well... there`s only one rule here BRIGHTEYEZ> AND THAT IS Benway> language is fine, so long as it`s not abusive towards someone specific @arryana> benway, you sod. * @arryana ducks. Benway> haha June 6th 2001 *** cam has joined #Benway @Benway> hi cam cam> speak french? @Benway> nope, english cam> spanisch @Benway> I only speak english cam> ip? @Benway> eh? cam> girl?men? @Benway> I`m a man cam> ok bye @Benway> ok *** cam Quit @Benway> lamer @DaVinci> do something long enough and sooner or later everyone knows ya @DaVinci> i'm like a bad dream no one forgets @Benway> to a poing, but you`ve gotta be good @Benway> hah @Benway> silly @Benway> eh, whats a poing? @DaVinci> it's the noise a ping pong ball makes (Talking about Benway`s OnChat avatars) @DaVinci> I like the t-rex with mickey mouse ears @Benway> he`s fun @DaVinci> hmmm @DaVinci> i dunno...that cat with pistol's pretty hip, too @Benway> the usual reaction to most is "wtf is that?" @DaVinci> me, i'd have put a huge penis on the t-rex @Benway> lol @Benway> that wouldn`t go down too well in most rooms @Benway> bet..hehe @Benway> it`s a thought though ;) @DaVinci> true. no one ever accused me of having common sense or good taste @Benway> lol @DaVinci> i'm more of a common sewer than connoisseur @DaVinci> i gotta remember to pack my cam with me to italy @DaVinci> ...just in case i have a nice view to share @Benway> yup,deffinately @Benway> girlieeeeeeeeeeeeees ;) @DaVinci> hah @DaVinci> no way man * @Benway chuckles @DaVinci> i ain't sharing my signorinas with anyone @Benway> well damn @DaVinci> i'm a greedy, selfish bastard with my italian women * @Benway sulks * @Benway hides his video collection and makes like he never watches porn videos @DaVinci> hah @DaVinci> save the effort * @Benway chuckles @DaVinci> PORN's written all over ya * @DaVinci laughs @Benway> haha @Benway> actually, I`ve only got two @DaVinci> suuuuure @Benway> 6 hours each mind you June 7th 2001 *** IrCQNet_251 has joined #Benway Benway^> hello 251 IrCQNet_251> hi IrCQNet_251> anyone know where I can find ppl to chat on a webcam?? @Benway> arry`s great. My brain fades out, and there she is with the answers :) @Benway> there are others who come here who have cams @arryana> now, now. @arryana> dont go giving me a swelled head. @Benway> hehe @arryana> yeah, my cam's up @Benway> arry`s much more enjoyable to watch than me @arryana> however, i warn you. @arryana> unless you have a taste for gargoyles, you might find watching me somewhat... disturbing. @Benway> bah, arry`s also nuts And> No man...never put yourself down like that @Benway> she knows she`s beautiful, just she`ll never admit it @arryana> oh, its not a put down. @arryana> i happen to be partial to hideous things. @Benway> umm @Benway> thanks arry :P And> where u from arryana?? @arryana> i cant recall. @arryana> i hear rumors. @arryana> but you know how people are with rumors. * @Benway slaps arryana around a bit with a deranged octopus And> I mean where u at now?? @arryana> i'm in the basement. @Benway> she`s a mean wench when she wants to be And> which country I mean...yeah ....I can c the smile on her face @Benway> never gives a straight answer till you rip it from her * @arryana smiles. @Benway> hehe @arryana> haha @arryana> sorry, my native language is cryptic. And> so what you do for fun arrry? @arryana> i mold and paint terra cotta bats. > > >>>You have just received a Turkish Laz virus. Since we are not so > > >>>technologically advanced in Turkey, this is a MANUAL virus. Please > > >>>delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to > > >>>everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping us. * @Benway fires photon torpedoes at papillon * @papillon sticks a fazer down benway's trouser and pulls the trigger @Benway> eek June 8th 2001 (Talking about Chevy Subburbans) @Benway> and how are theirs decked out? @arryana> only theirs have running lights from toe to tail, airhorns, trans cooler gauges... you name it. @arryana> undercarriage lights. @Benway> blimey @arryana> backup batteries, spare tanks. * @arryana thinks. @Benway> afterburners @Benway> parachutes @arryana> secondary power systems, dual coolants. @Benway> retro rockets @arryana> haha @Benway> warp drive @arryana> damn near. @arryana> haha @arryana> hey, you asked @Benway> photon torpedoes @arryana> ugh @Benway> and metaphasic shielding @snook`> its been quiet where ever i've been the last couple of days @Benway> Hmm @Benway> tends to happen though @Benway> there`s phases when the whole world judt doesn`t come online @snook`> perhaps they all went on holiday together @Benway> lol @Benway> that`s gotta be it @snook`> i reckon so @snook`> they never asked me if i wanted to go with them @Benway> haha @Benway> or me @Benway> damned inconsiderate @snook`> miserable bastards @snook`> tom berringer some thing like that me thinks @Benway> yup.. thats him @snook`> trying to think what other film he's been in @Benway> I can only think of platoon @snook`> and me @Benway> havent seen him in anything else @snook`> i have but cant remember what @Benway> The Sound Of Music * @Benway chuckles @snook`> lol nope @Benway> umm @snook`> wizard of oz @Benway> lol @Benway> Jungle Book @snook`> lol @snook`> snow white @Benway> every episode of Tom and Jerry @Benway> but he`s best in the Telletubbies @snook`> lol @snook`> was thinking more of sesame street July 2nd 2001 *** RK has joined #Benway +Benway> hi RK +RK> HI @arryana> HELLO +Benway> hehe * +Benway chuckles at the sticky caps keys in the room *** RK Quit (Leaving) +Benway> bye July 3rd 2001 @DaVinci> i could have a few drinks and speak volumes of somehting i know (nor care) nothing about @Benway> haha @Benway> the effects of roman roads on modern market towns in east sussex @DaVinci> oh hell yeah @DaVinci> that's a great one * @Benway chuckles @DaVinci> *well, you see *hic* the romans built these fuckin' roads for the queen of england, and *hic*...." -ChanServ- The topic for #Benway has been set to [Today we will be discussing the effects of roman roads on modern market towns in east sussex] * @DaVinci slaps Benway around a bit with a juicy cephalopod @Benway> a what? @DaVinci> squid @DaVinci> :D @Benway> lol * @Benway slaps sam around a bit with a hydrophobic goldfish * @DaVinci slaps arryana around a bit with an auchenipterus nuchalis @Benway> a what? @DaVinci> albino driftwood catfish @DaVinci> i should show you this pic of me and the little nun * @Benway smiles @Benway> I daren`t ask what you were doing with a nun @DaVinci> what sister Maria did is none of your business @Benway> hehe @DaVinci> gimme a break, ok? it was late, we were drunk... July 4th 2001 @Benway> I keep forgetting what month it is +Current> It's April. +Current> Wait, no. +Current> It's December. +Current> Wait. @Benway> haha +Current> Shit. @Benway> 1968 isn`t it? +SOUTHGUY> NETMEETING ANYONE? @Benway^^> uh @Benway^^> that`s not what this place is about +SOUTHGUY> WHAT IS IT THEN? +arryana> NOT WITH GEEKS WITHOUT A DECENT PICKUP LINE @Benway^^> you didn`t read the introduction I take it? (As a disclaimer, southguy did turn out to be a decent enough person, we just find these kinds of exchanges amusing ) +Current> You know, I lived in Hawaii for a few years, and worked on a beach where we had two other islands on the horizon. +Current> And once, I actually convinced a customer that one of those islands was the tip of California. @Benway^^> haha +Current> "Oh, yeah, the ocean distorts distances." July 5th 2001 +arryana> sam's got a bit of the coliseum that wouldve been in view of the gladiators. +DaVinci> i hear the basements in Jamaica are splendid +Current> I think we'd be very happy in Jamaica, somehow. +Current> Piece of the coliseum, cool. +DaVinci> it was the corner of a brick facing the arena +arryana> and he calls ME a thief for swiping a cracker barrel mug +Current> I'll bet there's a dead dude entombed somewhere in Italy who would know exactly what you're talking about. +DaVinci> no one was looking, so I detatched it ;) +Current> We have pieces of Welsh castles, so oh well. +Current> Hell, Dave would have wandered off with a cornerstone at Stonehenge, if it weren't roped off. +arryana> oh yeah? +arryana> haha +arryana> oh my god. +DaVinci> lol +arryana> he threw that chunk of hawaiian rock into the circle, yes? +Current> Yes, but not just Hawaiian rock. +Current> Sacred, never-leave-the-island-no-matter-what, Pele rock. +Current> And there I am, hitting the dirt and waiting for an explosion. * +arryana rolls her eyes. +arryana> haha +arryana> i would too +DaVinci> there are some portions of the coliseum which are overlaid in sheets of marble +DaVinci> i was afraid to fuck with the marble +Current> Everyone wonders how they got all those huge stones all the way to that circle in England - the answer is people like Dave. +arryana> haha +Current> Hell, the whole thing was probably originally in France. +arryana> haha +DaVinci> so what i did with this little piece +Current> This should be good. +DaVinci> is drill a hole thru it with a highspeed turbine equipped with carbide burr +Current> That's exactly what I was thinking I'd do with a piece of the coliseum. Weird. +DaVinci> then attached a leather thong +Current> Instant coliseum necklace? * +DaVinci nods +DaVinci> well +arryana> haha +DaVinci> when people see it they'll say "wtf you doing wearing a piece of brick?" +arryana> thats so cool. +arryana> thats great. +Current> Tell them the blood of their ancestors has splashed over that brick, and to show a little more respect. +arryana> haha +DaVinci> there was some lion hair on it when i got it +arryana> haha +arryana> man. +DaVinci> some of the seats in the coliseum were reserved for senators, etc +arryana> i wonder how much time im going to get at the bench +DaVinci> they still have their names inscribed there +Current> Actually, they probably peeled off the entire outer layer of the coliseum back in the tenth century. Yours is third, fourth layer at best, I'd guess. +DaVinci> you're not far from wrong +Current> Hey, I've seen it in some of these places. +DaVinci> early popes stripped a lot of marble from it for their tombs, etc +Current> By the year 2100, the human race will have moved every piece of every relic that existed before the year 1900 somewhere else. +DaVinci> i'm doing my part +arryana> haha +arryana> thats right +arryana> current's been the cool places +arryana> ive only seen the youngest countries +Current> "Well, if you want to see good Egyptian treasure, they've got a great display in Italy, some cool stuff in France, and a kick-ass display in Africa." +Current> "Of course, all the good stuff is owned privately by Americans." +DaVinci> Rome is FULL of egyptian oblisks +Current> Yeah, they hauled that shit over there when they conquered them. +DaVinci> every fucking piazza has an egyptian oblisk in it +Current> Egypt was good for all their shoplifting needs. +arryana> haha +DaVinci> perfect +arryana> i suppose south america isnt all that different +arryana> itd be interesting to see, though +DaVinci> Musei Vaticani has egyptian mummies, art, you name it +Current> And a whole lot more, I'd wager. +DaVinci> oh dude +Current> Ark of the Covenant, Pandora's Box... +DaVinci> you have no idea +DaVinci> Jimmy Hoffa +DaVinci> it's all there +arryana> and a lot more they dont talk about +Current> That's probably where and Anasazi went. +Current> They may even have Atlantis in there. +DaVinci> what i REALLY wanted was a chunk of michelangelo's Pieta, but it was behind glass :( +Current> I knew it. +arryana> haha +arryana> yeesh. +DaVinci> just a finger or penis or something +Current> I wanted a piece of the Venus de Milo's arm, but some bastards beat me to it. +DaVinci> haha +DaVinci> some perverts really have broken off penises of early sculpture +arryana> haha +DaVinci> you've never seen so many busted schwantzes in your life +Current> A stone penis from one of those statues would be great. You could leave it on a piece of furniture somewhere, and people would stare at it forever before finally figuring out what it was. +arryana> thats too funny. +DaVinci> either that, or that's the way their johnsons looked back then +arryana> haha +Current> Yeah, they froze them and broke them off at birth. +Current> Those are accurate sculptures. +arryana smiles Log 1 - Lamer Logs |
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